Hockey is finally back!

And here are the Top 10 "real" reasons the Pro Hockey lock-out has ended.

10. High unemployment rate of 18.9% in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan required a quick fix.
9. North American hockey arenas wanted another draw besides “American Idols Live” to fill seats.
8. Last season’s Stanley Cup Tampa Bay Lightning players tired of working at Busch Gardens.
7. Universities of Minnesota and North Dakota could not accept any more incoming freshmen majoring in their “Ice Removal Studies” programs.
6. Over muscled players kept missing their triple axels during “Stanley Cup Extravaganza on Ice”.
5. Royalties from the playing of “Oh Canada” had dropped 342%.
4. Curling leagues would not tolerate excessive "checking and roughing" during matches.
3. NHL players wanted to play at least two more seasons before they need passports to cross back and forth between Canada and the US.
2. Celine Dion has finally agreed to record new NHL theme song “Drop the Puck, Lift the Love”

And the number one real reason the Pro Hockey lock-out has ended...
Canadian exchange rate makes salary cap of $40M seem more like $48.64M